How Late Will
Antonio
Be?
The official lateness predictor for the chronically time-challenged
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Is there alcohol at this event?
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Yes, open bar
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Nope, dry event
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What time is the event?
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Morning
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Afternoon
🌆
Evening
🌙
Night
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How important is this event?
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Life or death
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Pretty important
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Casual hangout
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Meh, optional
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What's the weather like?
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Perfect
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It's fine
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Terrible
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What day of the week?
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Weekday
🎉
Friday
😴
Weekend
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Did Antonio go out last night?
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Definitely hungover
😵💫
Maybe a little
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Fresh as a daisy
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🎯 You
Antonio
⭐ 2.3 (punctuality rating)
"Just woke up"
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The Excuse Incoming...
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Columbia '28 · probably late rn
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